Thursday, 23 December 2010

Film Review - Burlesque

Christina Aguilera stars in her first feature film as Ali, a small town girl who head to LA with the hopes of making it big. As she stumbles around looking for her big break she finds herself in a Burlesque bar owned by Tess (Cher). Que wide eyed awe, flirting with the sexy bartender (Cam Gigandet), bagging a job in the bar and you can guess the rest.

This film isn’t about award winning acting or realistic storylines. It’s all about the sequins, fake lashes and FUN!
I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t watch this and want to jump up on stage and join the dancers in their routines. After all the controversy that her X Factor performance caused I think it’s fair to say that this is a rather provocative 12A film.






Aguilera is actually quite good as the determined country girl and Cher completely convinces as the former dancer who will do whatever it takes to keep her club. Gigandet is the perfect eye candy and manages to make what should be a really cringe-worthy seduction scene, hilarious and just plain sexy. I think every girl in the cinema wanted some cookies!!!

But the best performance goes to Stanley Tucci, who once agains produces the best gay best friend character one could ever wish for. He brings the laughs and actually steals every scene that he’s in.


But acting aside, Kristin Bell and Julianne Hough along with all the other dancers are the real reason to watch this film. It’s the cheeky songs mixed with even cheekier dance routines that make this work. I’m pretty sure that burlesque bars across the world will see an increase in customers over the next couple of months.

Jane Crowther describes the film as ‘the love-child of Coyote Ugly and Showgirls – and led astray by Chicago’ and I don’t think there is any better way to sum it up.


Published: thenewcurrent.com


 

Monday, 13 December 2010

Gig Review - Tinie Tempah @ Bournemouth 02 Academy

I came in with no introduction or information, now everybody loves me like Raymond. Face in the paper, voice on every station, earthlings you’ve been invaded by an alien’,


While Tinie Tempah didn’t perform his remix of ‘As We Enter’ in his sellout gig, I think the lyrics perfectly sums up what the past year has been like for the 21-year-old Londoner. After his recent chart success, it makes sense that his first headline tour would be a celebration of his ‘Disc-overy’.

But before the main man came on stage, the eager crowd are treated to a performance by future star, Bluey Robinson. Another 21-year-old London boy who’s smooth, soulful vocals were perfect for warming up the crowd by performing covers of  hits such as ‘Nothing on You’ and ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ mixed in with his own singles.

Next up was Chiddy Bang, a American hip hop duo made up of Chiddy on the mic and Xaphoon Jones on the drums. Also in their early twenties, they give an energetic show which included Chiddy showing off his freestyle skills by completing a challenge of performing a freestyle that included ramdom words chosen from the audience. As they end their set with, ‘Opposite of Adults’, the crowd is left in prime condition for the main star.


A stormy sea is projected through the darkness and the audience can only see Tinie’s profile as he performs his album’s intro. The fans are literally screaming every time the lightning flashes and reveals a small glimpse of the man they have been waiting for. The bass heavy song has everyone jumping and Tinie’s distinctive flow fills up the arena.

The whole set was a nice mix of performing his hit songs and promoting his album. ‘Simply Unstoppable’ leads perfectly into ‘Frisky’ and it is clear straight away that Tinie is a confident performer, working the stage and interacting with both his band and the crowd.

In his signature ray ban ‘sun protectors’, Tinie then performs a remix of Lady Gaga’s monster hit Bad Romance. Along with a karaoke moment in which the crowd is encouraged to sing along to Coldplay’s ‘Viva la Vida’, it helped to stop the show from being all about him and convincing the crowd to buy his album.

As a treat to his oldest fans who have been following him since the days of Channel U, he performs one of his first ever tracks, ‘Tears’. He also performed the big album collaborations ‘Invisible’ and ‘Miami 2 Ibiza’ which both included little video clips from Kelly Rowland and the Swedish House Mafia. Another reminder of how much his career has blown up.


Tinie chose to have a section of the show in which he performed the ‘darkest’ songs on his album. Deliberately slowing down the pace, he askes the audience to think of their biggest vice and let go of it while performing ‘Obsession’ and ‘Let go’.

‘Written in the stars’ and ‘Wonderman’ hypes the crowd back up again. He leaves the stage, prompting the eager crowd to chant his name and the one song we’ve all noticed he hasn’t yet performed.

Then a single lyric is repeated over and over again, ‘Where’s my f*cking clap, where’s my encore’. On bursts Tinie to perform the final song, ‘Pass Out’, sending the crowd into one final moment of madness.

As crowd leave the 02, there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that they just saw a young man who is destined to become a superstar.

Review by Nola Ojomu

Published: Nerve Magazine - December 2010

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Facebook Profile Pics Get Animated!

A new craze has been taking over Facebook for the past two days and it all started with this message:


Change your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from your childhood and invite your friends to do the same, for the NSPCC. Until Monday (December 6th), there should be no human faces on Facebook, but an invasion of memories. This is a campaign to stop violence against children!

 

And just like that profile pictures around the world have been changed to the plethora of characters that seem to have taken over Facebook.

Young and old alike are reliving their childhood memories with characters from Disney films and popular kids TV shows. Some of the standout favourites have been:

The Smurfs, Pokemon, Aladin, Danger Mouse, Dragon Ball Z, Wacky Races, The Flinstones, Scooby Doo, Recess, The Little Mermaid, The Simpsons, Cinderella and many many more.

This has been a clever way to use the power of Facebook for a good cause. Hopefully people will stop and think of all those children who are not able to enjoy their own childhood.

Have you been taking part? What was your favourite childhood cartoon character?

By Nola Ojomu

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com

 

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Article - Kanye West

Kanye West is continuing his new found love for all that is ‘Artistic’ by releasing a 32 minute long film for his new single ‘Runaway’. The ‘film’ features all the songs he has been releasing on ‘Good Friday’ as he likes to call it.
Not only does he direct the film but he also does a little bit – of rather poor – acting alongside former Victoria Secret model, Selena Ebanks, who plays what I think is some sort of phoenix.

Her costume consists of huge wings and discreetly placed feathers and I must say she looks pretty good.






But none of this really works for me. I don’t get why Kanye feels the need to do this. I, like many other people, miss the days of the old Kanye who hit the scene with ‘college dropout’ and ‘The graduation’.

I’ve always liked how different his videos were compared to other rappers. But it doesn’t look like the days of ‘Jesus walks’ and ‘Blood diamonds’ will be back in our lives anytime soon….neither will the tradition of 3 minute videos, the way everyone is going!

I wonder what Lady Gaga will do now Kanye’s taken the throne for both longest and shortest music video…

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com

Article - Willow Smith

For those who don’t know, Will Smith’s nine-year-old daughter, Willow, has just released the official video for her first single, Whip My Hair.






I personally love the song and I think it will become a huge hit. It’s already getting requested frequently in nightclubs and now Willow is signed to Jay Z’s label, ROC Nation, the single is going to have the best platform to become an international hit and help her make her stamp on the music scene.

But a lot of people are already voicing their concerns about her age. While it is clear that she is extremely talented for her age, is it really necessary for her to be put into the spotlight this early?

It does seem to be a trend in the Smith household considering her 12 year old brother -Jaden Smith -was the boy on everyone’s lips after he featured in the hit summer remake, The Karate Kid.
I personally think it wouldn’t have hurt to wait till Willow turned 15 before getting her to start her music career but at the end of the day she is Will Smith’s daughter. She’s going to be in the spotlight either way so why not do something productive rather than become yet another waste of space Hollywood child. As long as her parents and Jay Z keep her grounded then she has the potential to take the throne from her idol, Rihanna.

At the age of nine, I personally think she’s already better than Rihanna. Must suck to know a child can sing better than you!

It wont be long before you hear girls, old and young, singing ‘I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH’!

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com

Article - Penelope Cruz Married!

The pair had a top secret ceremony at the beginning of July at a friend’s house in the Bahamas. Cruz’s representative confirmed the nuptials saying the ceremony was a small one that only family members attended.


The actress, who was once engaged to Tom Cruise, had her dress designed by long time friend, fashion designer John Galliano. The couple both starred in the Woody Allen romantic comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelonain the 2008.

UPDATE: According to Life & Style magazine, the pair is also expecting their first child!

An insider says the pair wanted to get married before their baby arrives next year!



It seems secret marriages are in style at the moment.
Last month transformers star Megan Fox secretly married her fiancĂ© of two years – not two weeks like some people are saying – and long time lover Brian Austin Green. The couple got married in Hawaii at the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii, which is known for throwing A-list weddings.

An insider said:
“They had a fairly large wedding, and there were nearly more security guards than guests. They wanted so much security that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone couldn’t do it. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com

Feature - Advice for LiLo

Poor poor Lilo, sent to jail again because she couldn’t follow the rules. How unfair is that? She is clearly the only celebrity in the history of Hollywood to be facing such unjust treatment. It’s not like rapper Lil Wayne is in jail right now as we speak, serving a one year sentence. No, 90 days is much worse than that.

One can only imagine the advise she must be getting from others who have been in her position.

Paris Hilton –


If you actually have to serve more than a week ,start having panic attacks and claim your chlosterphobic, that helped make my time easier. Oh and claim you’ve found Jesus! Become a Christian and tell everyone you’ve been saved. It’s the cool thing to do when you come out of prison and you’ll get a Larry king interview as soon as you get out. And don’t forget to have a fabulous outfit planned for when you go in and come out. It’s a perfect time to promote your legging line!

Nicole Richie –


I only served 82 mintues so I don’t actually have advice to give you. You can follow my example and made it a bad girl gone good situation. Ditch your mum as a manager, lose all the fake friends, settle down and have a baby and everyone will love you again. Then you’ll be living the simple life.

Robert Downey Jr. –



Suck it up and serve the time like a man. Use this sentence to plan how you are going to get back into Hollywood. Before you know it you’ll be in the next Iron man movie with me.

Boy George –



Keep claiming your innocent and it wasn’t your fault. Kiss up to everyone and anyone you can and before you know they’ll be letting you out for ‘good behaviour’.

Khloe Kardashian –


I only spent a few hours in jail so I cant really help with that but I think you accept the sentence, do the time and then come out with a reality show, marry a sportsman and open up a fashion store. Prison is the best thing that could happen to your career! Just use it to make you even more famous like I have.

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com