Thursday 23 December 2010

Film Review - Burlesque

Christina Aguilera stars in her first feature film as Ali, a small town girl who head to LA with the hopes of making it big. As she stumbles around looking for her big break she finds herself in a Burlesque bar owned by Tess (Cher). Que wide eyed awe, flirting with the sexy bartender (Cam Gigandet), bagging a job in the bar and you can guess the rest.

This film isn’t about award winning acting or realistic storylines. It’s all about the sequins, fake lashes and FUN!
I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t watch this and want to jump up on stage and join the dancers in their routines. After all the controversy that her X Factor performance caused I think it’s fair to say that this is a rather provocative 12A film.






Aguilera is actually quite good as the determined country girl and Cher completely convinces as the former dancer who will do whatever it takes to keep her club. Gigandet is the perfect eye candy and manages to make what should be a really cringe-worthy seduction scene, hilarious and just plain sexy. I think every girl in the cinema wanted some cookies!!!

But the best performance goes to Stanley Tucci, who once agains produces the best gay best friend character one could ever wish for. He brings the laughs and actually steals every scene that he’s in.


But acting aside, Kristin Bell and Julianne Hough along with all the other dancers are the real reason to watch this film. It’s the cheeky songs mixed with even cheekier dance routines that make this work. I’m pretty sure that burlesque bars across the world will see an increase in customers over the next couple of months.

Jane Crowther describes the film as ‘the love-child of Coyote Ugly and Showgirls – and led astray by Chicago’ and I don’t think there is any better way to sum it up.


Published: thenewcurrent.com


 

Monday 13 December 2010

Gig Review - Tinie Tempah @ Bournemouth 02 Academy

I came in with no introduction or information, now everybody loves me like Raymond. Face in the paper, voice on every station, earthlings you’ve been invaded by an alien’,


While Tinie Tempah didn’t perform his remix of ‘As We Enter’ in his sellout gig, I think the lyrics perfectly sums up what the past year has been like for the 21-year-old Londoner. After his recent chart success, it makes sense that his first headline tour would be a celebration of his ‘Disc-overy’.

But before the main man came on stage, the eager crowd are treated to a performance by future star, Bluey Robinson. Another 21-year-old London boy who’s smooth, soulful vocals were perfect for warming up the crowd by performing covers of  hits such as ‘Nothing on You’ and ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ mixed in with his own singles.

Next up was Chiddy Bang, a American hip hop duo made up of Chiddy on the mic and Xaphoon Jones on the drums. Also in their early twenties, they give an energetic show which included Chiddy showing off his freestyle skills by completing a challenge of performing a freestyle that included ramdom words chosen from the audience. As they end their set with, ‘Opposite of Adults’, the crowd is left in prime condition for the main star.


A stormy sea is projected through the darkness and the audience can only see Tinie’s profile as he performs his album’s intro. The fans are literally screaming every time the lightning flashes and reveals a small glimpse of the man they have been waiting for. The bass heavy song has everyone jumping and Tinie’s distinctive flow fills up the arena.

The whole set was a nice mix of performing his hit songs and promoting his album. ‘Simply Unstoppable’ leads perfectly into ‘Frisky’ and it is clear straight away that Tinie is a confident performer, working the stage and interacting with both his band and the crowd.

In his signature ray ban ‘sun protectors’, Tinie then performs a remix of Lady Gaga’s monster hit Bad Romance. Along with a karaoke moment in which the crowd is encouraged to sing along to Coldplay’s ‘Viva la Vida’, it helped to stop the show from being all about him and convincing the crowd to buy his album.

As a treat to his oldest fans who have been following him since the days of Channel U, he performs one of his first ever tracks, ‘Tears’. He also performed the big album collaborations ‘Invisible’ and ‘Miami 2 Ibiza’ which both included little video clips from Kelly Rowland and the Swedish House Mafia. Another reminder of how much his career has blown up.


Tinie chose to have a section of the show in which he performed the ‘darkest’ songs on his album. Deliberately slowing down the pace, he askes the audience to think of their biggest vice and let go of it while performing ‘Obsession’ and ‘Let go’.

‘Written in the stars’ and ‘Wonderman’ hypes the crowd back up again. He leaves the stage, prompting the eager crowd to chant his name and the one song we’ve all noticed he hasn’t yet performed.

Then a single lyric is repeated over and over again, ‘Where’s my f*cking clap, where’s my encore’. On bursts Tinie to perform the final song, ‘Pass Out’, sending the crowd into one final moment of madness.

As crowd leave the 02, there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that they just saw a young man who is destined to become a superstar.

Review by Nola Ojomu

Published: Nerve Magazine - December 2010

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Facebook Profile Pics Get Animated!

A new craze has been taking over Facebook for the past two days and it all started with this message:


Change your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from your childhood and invite your friends to do the same, for the NSPCC. Until Monday (December 6th), there should be no human faces on Facebook, but an invasion of memories. This is a campaign to stop violence against children!

 

And just like that profile pictures around the world have been changed to the plethora of characters that seem to have taken over Facebook.

Young and old alike are reliving their childhood memories with characters from Disney films and popular kids TV shows. Some of the standout favourites have been:

The Smurfs, Pokemon, Aladin, Danger Mouse, Dragon Ball Z, Wacky Races, The Flinstones, Scooby Doo, Recess, The Little Mermaid, The Simpsons, Cinderella and many many more.

This has been a clever way to use the power of Facebook for a good cause. Hopefully people will stop and think of all those children who are not able to enjoy their own childhood.

Have you been taking part? What was your favourite childhood cartoon character?

By Nola Ojomu

 

Published: www.thenewcurrent.com